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If you’ve ever partaken in the insanity that is online dating, you know that it can be fraught with all kinds of untoward peril. The mere possibility that your date-to-be may not look anything their profile pic or may have spent their past lurking around schoolyards waiting for that bell to ring are probably two worst-case scenarios — but take stuff like that and multiply it times 1000 and it still can’t possibly compare to the one that Gao Xin had in the province of Henan, China.
After a rendezvous at a local restaurant, Xin parted with his date, only to be accosted by an unknown assailant and a bunch of his cohorts. After forcing Xin down to the ground, they forced a 1.2 meter computer wire in through the man’s urethra. Aka, yes, his dickhole.
Turns out that the man was the girl’s ex-boyfriend, and he’d been following Xin around and waiting for him to walk home alone. Kotaku reports that Gao was too embarrassed to seek medical help, or even tell his parents (he was afraid they might be upset over the incident). He tried to remove the wire himself, to no avail — before finally relenting and visiting the emergency room.
Fortunately a bunch of skilled doctors were able to remove it via surgery, and doctors believe it should cause no permanent damage to his penis.
So I guess since all this happened afterwards, it technically wasn’t the date, but chances are he’d gladly exchange ever having met this girl so he didn’t go through it. My dad told me he once went on a blind date with a girl who took off her wig afterwards to reveal her Charles Xavier-like chrome dome, and I’d always thought that was as bad as it could get — but at least he didn’t have to walk around with a 1.2 long meter wire in his dickhole.
For whatever reason, this video just seems right:
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Jeff Nau is a main contributor to the Jace Hall Show covering pop culture and music trends in the nerd community. He has contributed to San Diego City Beat, 944, and Ill Literature, amongst others, and spends his spare time working as an artist and photographer.

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