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Suidobashi Heavy Industry, a company who has a website that is down right now, unveiled the Kuratas Robot, which you can see in action in the above video.
Not only does the video show off a four ton robot that fires 6,000 bb’s a minute, it features a hot Asian woman who fires said bullets every time she smiles.
No I’m not making this stuff up…
Yes it’s normal for most Asian woman to cause this much damage when they smile.
Other facts on the Kuratas:
It can travel at speeds of 10km/hr (or roughly half that of the popular Segway) and can be controlled using your iPhone (there’s an app for that).
How much does the diesel run robot cost, which still isn’t nearly as cool as Johnny 5?
The Kuratas is reportedly starting at $1.4 million, and that’s NOT including the optional cup holder, which runs an extra $90.
For more information, you can check out the company’s website – which may or may not still be down.
You can also watch the Kuratas video a second time if you of course still don’t believe me.
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