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Don’t Flop is a sort of Fight Club for aspiring freestyle rappers, where combatants go head-to-head in a war to see who can pull off the cruelest and cleverest rhymes they can think up, all to become the reigning champion of UK’s underground freestyle scene.
Courtesy of Nerdcore Now, the Battle Royale in this case features two of the most cutting, in-your-face exchanges we’ve seen: Enigma is a scene veteran, pulling out pretty much every weapon in his verbal armory to cut straight to the bone of his opponent, targeting 21 year-old Lady DK/Deekay‘s weight, her allegedly sketchy past, and verbally slaughtering virtually every single part of her anatomy.
Yet the girl in question is no n00b herself: DK, whilst allegedly a relative newcomer to the rap battle scene, does more than hold her own on this one. The battle lasts nearly 20 minutes, but all you need to watch are the first exchange or two to get an idea of what they’re like (and also how closely the UK freestyle scene mirrors America’s own). Personally, it feels like there’s time when DK’s a little slow, but when even at its most vicious, she never seems to stumble, has more creative comebacks, and even makes references to Stephen King’s Salem’s Lot, even earning her some extra nerd points.
And while faster on the draw, Enigma seems anything but; he essentially just keeps calling her a fat cunt and a whore who used to do heroin, you get the idea — hearsay as far as we all know.
The action gets started around the 1:40 mark. Parental discretion advised…and by that I mean don’t watch if you’re a parent.
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Jeff Nau is a main contributor to the Jace Hall Show covering pop culture and music trends in the nerd community. He has contributed to San Diego City Beat, 944, and Ill Literature, amongst others, and spends his spare time working as an artist and photographer.

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