Fleshlight for iPad Makes Virtual Sex a Little Too Virtual
Friday, 20th January 2012Posted in Blog Archive, Offbeat
Tags: fleshlight, ipad, NSFW, porn, pron, sex
Written by: Jeff N
In the spirit of this week’s porn industry announcement that studios might be packing up their dildos and moving out of town (all as a result of state govt. enforcing mandatory condom laws), the following could prove either good or bad for them: someone has gone to the trouble to create an iPad equipped with a fleshlight-holding case.
The fleshlight is even strategically positioned underneath it and therefore making it quite convenient for you to, uh, take care of yourself while you watch your porn.
As an aside: This is not a real product, yet — and it’s not endoresed by the makers of Fleshlight…though I’d be hard pressed to think that since you’re already f*cking a flashlight, they’d probably be fine with taking it one step more forward. Including f*cking an iPad.
Perhaps some of you might agree that this is taking it to a new low. On Jezebel, for instance, they argue that with the advent and rise in popularity of online dating, the notion of meeting people in bars and/or any social environment is in decline, and that therefore we’re becoming less socially competent.
That matter is continually up for debate, but it might be worth noting that, y’know, such a potential device poses other possible problems. I mean, imagine your fear of being ‘walked in on”, which is embarrassing enough. Now try to imagine geting caught f*cking your iPad. Resist the temptation, fellas. Or at least get an extra lock added to your door…
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